Today at 22:22:14 - Criminals are escaping justice because of a lack of organisation within the Crown Prosecution Service (CPS), a judge says.

Today at 21:29:14 - Scotland captain Chris Cusiter expects to face a fast and physical England side at Murrayfield in the RBS Six Nations match on Saturday.

Today at 20:25:53 - A reopened Irish Sea ferry service is making its first sailing after completing safety checks, say owners Fastnet Line.

Today at 20:24:23 - A government minister says it is too early to judge the success of high-speed trains to London in a parliamentary debate.

Today at 19:42:04 - A head teacher who embezzled about £3,000 from his school is struck off after a disciplinary hearing.

Today at 18:53:39 - Raith Rovers manager John McGlynn thinks victory at Dundee in Saturday's Scottish Cup quarter-final could help clear the the Fife club's debts.

Today at 22:27:02 - A fifth Labour MP faces a police investigation into his expenses as three of his colleagues prepare to appear in court after being charged with offences under the Theft Act.

Today at 19:12:11 - A former chief of the defence staff has described Labour attempts to cast him as a Conservative as "cheap".

Today at 12:42:02 - Gordon Brown has been challenged over his evidence to the Iraq inquiry during a heated exchange at Prime Minister's Questions.

Today at 10:27:01 - Gordon Brown has confirmed there will be a budget in two weeks' time.

09/03/2010 at 22:27:03 - Labour has lost a third of its support since 2005 but the UK is still heading for a hung parliament, according to a new poll.

09/03/2010 at 17:12:12 - The government in Northern Ireland will take control of policing and justice in the region, despite opposition from the Ulster Unionists.

Today at 21:52:39 - A British man who worked at a British Airways call centre has been charged with preparing an act of terrorism.

Today at 21:05:41 - A teacher had sexual intercourse with a 16-year-old pupil in the British Library and in a Park Lane hotel after falling in love with him during lessons, a court heard today.

Today at 19:40:30 - A crippling British Airways cabin crew strike looks inevitable as the airline rejects peace proposals from the Unite trade union.

Today at 19:26:33 - The head of the United Nations (UN) has announced a review of how the world examines the risk of global warming following a series of scandals around the science of climate change.

Today at 19:18:30 - A surgeon who mistakenly removed 90 per cent of a baby girl's bladder in a ''catastrophic'' operation was told she could continue to practise.

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Today at 15:03:47 - Blue comic Roy 'Chubby' Brown hit a 21-year-old woman in the face during a foul-mouthed dispute in a supermarket car park, a court has been told.

Today at 10:33:38 - Northern Ireland lawmakers voted overwhelmingly Tuesday in favor of taking the next key step in making their Catholic-Protestant government work, creating a Justice Department to oversee law and order ...

Today at 06:13:10 - The British National Party has been accused of "indirectly" discriminating against black and Asian people even though the party no longer bars them from joining.

Today at 01:39:57 - Kent Police have traced and interviewed the man recently named as the alleged killer of a schoolgirl murdered 17 years ago. Claire was on her way to see a friend when she was stabbed 40 times and left ...

Today at 18:46:42 - A head teacher found to have embezzled around £3,000 from his school has been struck off after a panel deemed his conduct "reprehensible and disgraceful".

Today at 18:33:06 - A Labour MP is facing deselection after the party's executive agreed to allow a vote on her future.

Today at 16:13:53 - Prime Minister Gordon Brown has sent his "sincere condolences" to the family and friends of three asylum seekers who died in an apparent suicide.

Today at 15:55:39 - Assaults on police officers have jumped by more than 600 in a year, official figures showed today.

Today at 15:20:43 - Detectives investigating a gangland execution in a supermarket car park have said they were keen to trace a van driver who may have important clues.

Today at 14:49:12 - Ministers have set out their vision for Scotland to lead the world in using new technology to reduce carbon emissions.

Today at 18:23:46 - A British poker champion accused of killing his wife and dumping her body in a US national park will find out next month if he is to be extradited.

Today at 16:32:35 - The Government was today accused of "insulting" senior staff in the civil service, NHS and elsewhere in the public sector after the Prime Minister announced a pay freeze under moves to save £3 billio ...

Today at 15:39:48 - A woman murdered her brother in a knife attack as he fought with her boyfriend, a court heard today.

Today at 15:34:10 - A woman whose fiance sexually assaulted then killed her nine-year-old daughter warned other parents today to "never let your guard down".

Today at 15:12:52 - Two women who were raped and abused by their father over 25 years - bearing seven of his children - were given an apology today by the authorities which failed to protect them.

Today at 00:30:00 - MPs deemed to have committed "crimes against democracy" will be targeted by a new third-party pressure group at the general election.

Today at 00:01:00 - Gordon Brown is set to use a major speech on the economy to lay out his vision for Britain's recovery, but the threat of further public sector strikes is reminding voters of the spending cuts still to ...

Today at 00:00:00 - Gordon Brown has laid out his vision for Britain's recovery in a major speech on the economy, but the threat of further public sector strikes is reminding voters of the spending cuts still to come.

Today at 00:00:00 - Gordon Brown has confirmed the Budget will be held in "two weeks' time", ending speculation about an early general election.

Today at 00:00:00 - Prison overcrowding and poor management have been blamed for the limited progress prisoners serving short sentences make towards rehabilitation while in jail, a report has found.

Today at 00:00:00 - TEENAGE Olympic curler Eve Muirhead is set to swap the ice rink for the catwalk after being named as one of the models at this year's Dressed to Kilt event in New York.

Today at 00:00:00 - A DOORMAN has been left blinded for life after his eye was stamped out by a woman's stiletto heel, a court heard yesterday.

Today at 00:00:00 - A HEADTEACHER rented out a spot in his school's playground to an ice cream van for £50 per week and pocketed the cash, a tribunal has heard.

Today at 00:00:00 - THE Highlands' biggest hospital has been forced to postpone operations and close three wards to new admissions due to a winter vomiting bug.

Today at 00:00:00 - A WOMAN who broke a man's legs by treating her car "as a weapon" was jailed yesterday.

Today at 19:41:56 - A man who sold alcohol to a child on Facebook has been given a 12-month community order, police said.

Today at 17:08:03 - A coroner has warned of the dangers of climbing into commercial wheelie bins after a teacher was found dead among rubbish at a waste transfer site after a night out drinking in a seaside city.

Today at 17:02:55 - Football-mad Gordon Brown made a request to appear alongside former stars of the game on TV's Match of the Day 2, but was turned down.

Today at 16:48:46 - Paris gossips were trying to sort out fact from fiction as the blogosphere raised tantalising questions about the glamorous pop 'n' politics marriage of President Nicolas Sarkozy and Carla Bruni.

Today at 15:55:51 - Prime Minister Gordon Brown has sent his "sincere condolences" to the family and friends of three asylum seekers who died in an apparent suicide.

Today at 19:41:56 - A man who sold alcohol to a child on Facebook has been given a 12-month community order, police said.

Today at 19:30:11 - A motorist has escaped a driving ban after being caught playing chicken with a train on a railway crossing.

Today at 17:58:04 - An extra consultation could be held by Wiltshire Council over a document detailing where new houses will be built in Wiltshire.

Today at 17:15:08 - More roadworks are looming on the horizon for Melksham town centre with a temporary one way system being set up to allow for six weeks of disruption to replace a gas main.

Today at 17:08:03 - A coroner has warned of the dangers of climbing into commercial wheelie bins after a teacher was found dead among rubbish at a waste transfer site after a night out drinking in a seaside city.

Today at 19:41:56 - A man who sold alcohol to a child on Facebook has been given a 12-month community order, police said.

Today at 17:08:03 - A coroner has warned of the dangers of climbing into commercial wheelie bins after a teacher was found dead among rubbish at a waste transfer site after a night out drinking in a seaside city.

Today at 17:02:55 - Football-mad Gordon Brown made a request to appear alongside former stars of the game on TV's Match of the Day 2, but was turned down.

Today at 16:48:46 - Paris gossips were trying to sort out fact from fiction as the blogosphere raised tantalising questions about the glamorous pop 'n' politics marriage of President Nicolas Sarkozy and Carla Bruni.

Today at 16:44:07 - Dom Maley's boredom has proved to be Oxford Harlequins gain, with the centre already running in 17 league tries.

Today at 18:53:00 - Ministers and civil servants at the Wales Office have spent almost £100,000 on first class travel over the past year, figures showed tonight.

Today at 14:47:00 - “The Lost Boys” actor Corey Haim died of an apparent drugs overdose in Los Angeles today aged 38.

Today at 14:44:00 - Mystery surrounds the death of 75 starlings after they crashed on to a driveway, an animal charity said today.

Today at 14:35:00 - A female deputy head of a special school had sex with one of her pupils four times in the toilets of the British Library, a court heard today.

Today at 14:21:00 - Coronation Street star Beverley Callard revealed today she has been receiving treatment for a nervous breakdown and depression.

Today at 13:17:00 - The jury in the trial of an estranged father accused of stabbing his daughter to death has retired to consider its verdict.

Today at 17:30:00 - BEACONSFIELD Sycob boss Colin Davis has backed his new-look side to end their winless run and start climbing the table.

Today at 17:01:28 - A DEVELOPER has lost an appeal to build houses on the former De La Rue printing site - as council bosses unveiled plans for a new £2.5m road through the site.

Today at 17:00:00 - THE three children of ex-councillor Tony Dunn, who was found dead in a burning car, paid moving tributes to their father at his funeral today.

Today at 16:31:36 - MATT Flint is two games away from joining an elite group who have won the Reading Senior Cup as player and manager.

Today at 14:55:26 - DRIVERS will 'not see a huge difference' to Buckinghamshire's ailing roads from a surge in pothole repair work, a council boss has said.

Today at 16:57:03 - Slow moving traffic is reported tonight on the A1 (M) between junctions 4 and 3 either side of the Hatfield Tunnel through the roadworks area where there is also a 40mph speed limit. On the M25 motori ...

Today at 15:27:02 - POLICE are appealing for witnesses after a bag was stolen from a car in Asda car park in Stevenage on Monday afternoon. The incident took place at 2.30pm at the car park on Monkswood Way. A woman was ...

Today at 13:57:02 - POLICE have said they are in discussions with Stevenage Borough and Oxford United after the latter requested more tickets for their trip to the Lamex Stadium on March 30. At present Oxford have been a ...

Today at 11:27:03 - THE crew of the Herts and Beds police helicopter based at RAF Henlow came under a laser attack at the weekend, it was revealed today. The incident happened on Saturday night when the helicopter was sc ...

Today at 09:12:12 - THE news that child killer Jon Venables is back in prison, for reasons shrouded in secrecy, has arrested the attention of the nation, writes Louise McEvoy. The media has whipped the public into a fren ...

Today at 16:38:39 - FANS of boyband sensations JLS are being urged not to risk buying tickets for this summer's city gig from unofficial websites.

Today at 16:32:47 - TWO brothers are running the London Marathon to keep the names of school friends who died unexpectedly "in lights".

Today at 14:27:01 - We are about to release our new site with a new look, feel and structure.Part of this release will involve the creation of new RSS feeds and the decommissioning of the current ones.Please take a momen ...

Today at 00:00:00 - Peterborough's hospital trust has been defended by its chief executive after receiving stinging criticism on BBC current affairs show Panorama.

Today at 00:00:00 - A Peterborough councillor prevented by Tory party members from being re-selected to stand for his ward has claimed he is being used as a political pawn by warring factions in

Today at 16:26:37 - As rumours that Tiger Woods is about to return to the golf course gather pace it is also being reported that he and his wife Elin Nordegren…

Today at 15:39:02 - Divorced partners of City bankers are the latest group to be hit by the twin financial blows of the credit crunch and the government's crackdown on the bonus…

Today at 15:11:22 - EU president Herman Van Rompuy has said he feels sorry for Nigel Farage, the Eurosceptic MEP who called him a "damp rag" during a blistering rant in…

Today at 14:54:44 - Lady Gaga has joined the trend for all things 3D, announcing a '3D' concert tour. The announcement makes the electro-pop queen just the latest entertainer to hop…

Today at 12:26:04 - An executive director of the Academy Awards has been forced to publicly defend the decision not to include a tribute to the late Farrah Fawcett in Sunday…

Today at 15:57:00 - JOHN HUGHES has urged Hibs fans to ensure the travelling Ross County support can't be heard during the Scottish Cup quarter final clash at Easter Road.

Today at 15:32:00 - CELTIC legend Lubo Moravcik reckons Tony Mowbray deserves to be given more time to complete his revolution at Parkhead.

Today at 15:09:00 - RANGERS full back Steven Whittaker may be the Ibrox side's third top scorer this season but he knows his real place is to help keep goals out at the other end.

Today at 14:14:00 - HOLLYWOOD star Corey Haim, who appeared in the movie The Lost Boys, has been found dead after an apparent overdose.

Today at 12:36:00 - CELTIC loan star Robbie Keane reckons Danish hitman Morten Rasmussen is just the man to help him build on his five Hoops goals.

Today at 15:22:14 - BESTIVAL organisers will announce the final headline act for this year's event tomorrow (Thursday).

Today at 14:29:43 - ACTRESS Juliet Stephenson has been forced to pull out of this weekend's Anthony Minghella Film Festival because of a diary clash.

Today at 12:01:35 - YOUNG people from across the Island were honoured in a glittering ceremony hosted by the Island's High Sheriff, Gay Edwards, last Friday.

Today at 11:59:30 - A SECTION of the B3401 middle road is scheduled to be closed for another week.

Today at 10:12:18 - ORGANISATIONS which have made vital contributions to the Island's community will have their efforts rewarded with cash prizes at this year's 16th Community Action Awards.

Today at 09:58:33 - THE body of a middle-aged man was discovered at Yarmouth Pier yesterday (Tuesday). It was found hanging from part of the pier by a member of the public at around 8.45am and the pier was closed for a ...

Today at 14:19:57 - AMY WINEHOUSE and Blake Fielder-Civil are not heading for Las Vegas to get re-married, despite reports today that the on/off couple had planned a trip out west for a quickie wedding. read more

Today at 11:39:40 - LOVE NEVER DIES opened to great phanfare at the Adelphi theatre last night and if celebrity attendance is anything to go by, Lord Lloyd Webber's sequel to Phantom of the Opera is a sure fire hit. read ...

09/03/2010 at 14:51:39 - WILLIE NELSON is to play the Hammersmith Apollo this summer, it was announced today. read more

09/03/2010 at 11:20:01 - THE LONDON EYE is ten years old today and has done enough in its short history to rank above the Eiffel Tower and the Empire State building as a world status symbol, at least according to the big whee ...

08/03/2010 at 14:41:35 - FLIGHT OF THE CONCHORDS have added another London date - at Wembley Arena - to their UK tour, on top of the two nights the Kiwi comedy duo had already booked for the Hammersmith Apollo. read more

Today at 12:23:14 - In the Land of the Free, dedicated to Anita Roddick, is not only the best documentary of the year, it is also spearheading a campaign.

Today at 10:14:54 - As Ben Luke walked round The Indian Portrait show, he found himself wishing he had brought a magnifying glass.

Today at 09:39:09 - It’s hard not to rave about La Fille mal Gardée, especially with Marianela Nuñez and Carlos Acosta in the lead roles.

09/03/2010 at 10:18:07 - Having started out busking outside our cultural institutions, Portico Quartet are now warmly welcomed into the inner sanctum.

09/03/2010 at 10:07:28 - Don Pasquale's humour seems pale at the best of times, but David Parry’s witty translation does all it can to help.

09/03/2010 at 09:18:55 - Film-lovers can explore the studios where the St Trinian’s and James Bond movies are made as part of the first London Film Day.

Today at 08:51:18 - TEXTILES group Dawson International today described its performance as "satisfactory" - boosted by an "excellent performance" from its knitwear divisions.

Today at 08:18:43 - NORTHERN Rock today said it was paying staff £14.9m in bonuses after losses narrowed last year.

Today at 08:16:47 - BARCLAYS is shopping around for a large US retail bank as it looks to boost its presence on the high street, it was reported today.

Today at 08:13:53 - STANDARD Life today announced better than expected profits and said it planned to target a further £100m of efficiency savings by 2012.

Today at 08:05:06 - MULTINATIONAL car dealer Inchcape posted a smaller-than-expected fall in 2009 profit, helped by cost cutting and market share gains, but said it did not see a recovery in its

06/12/2009 at 17:29:31 - The Boy Who Cried "Wolf" is one of the oldest tales in Western culture, dating back at least to Aesop. The shepherd's repeated hoax cries so inured his fellows that when, in due course, a wolf actu ...

29/11/2009 at 13:55:33 - Every time I read about an alleged "war on Christmas", I think of my mother, who's been fighting on one front in that battle for a long time. Even now, she's making sure that she sends no card with ...

10/11/2009 at 20:09:28 - Each season, Charlton Athletic designates one home match "Red, White and Black Day" to recognise and celebrate the diversity of its community. While we long-suffering Addicks wish Charlton were as s ...

14/09/2009 at 17:46:35 - Londoners have been asked to help design a set of Olympic Games badges by voting for their favourite landmarks. The winners will be featured in a set of 33 London 2012 "Landmark London" pin badges. ...

13/09/2009 at 13:11:28 - Employers have won contracts worth more than £5 billion from the London Olympics, new figures have revealed. More than half the 1,036 firms benefitting from the 2012 games are in London. The c ...

Today at 22:05:14 - Lord Mandelson's department paid consultants more than £6 million in just six months.

Today at 21:45:13 - Wayne Rooney scored twice to ensure David Beckham's Old Trafford return was a losing one as Manchester United eased into the Champions League quarter-finals with a 4-0 victory over AC Milan.

Today at 20:05:13 - Talks aimed at averting strikes by British Airways cabin crew have ended for the day without agreement, dashing hopes of a breakthrough in a long running row over pay, jobs and working conditions.

Today at 19:05:15 - Union leaders have tabled a fresh offer aimed at averting strikes by British Airways cabin crew - believed to include possible savings of almost £63 million.

Today at 18:45:15 - Huddersfield scrum half Luke Robinson has signed a contract extension that will keep at the Galpharm Stadium until the end of the 2012 season.

Today at 22:05:14 - Lord Mandelson's department paid consultants more than £6 million in just six months.

Today at 20:05:13 - Talks aimed at averting strikes by British Airways cabin crew have ended for the day without agreement, dashing hopes of a breakthrough in a long running row over pay, jobs and working conditions.

Today at 19:05:15 - Union leaders have tabled a fresh offer aimed at averting strikes by British Airways cabin crew - believed to include possible savings of almost £63 million.

Today at 18:05:16 - Britain has joined the United States in condemning the announcement by Israel of a planned new settlement in disputed East Jerusalem.

Today at 18:05:15 - The jury in the trial of an elderly motorist who knocked down and killed his wife has been discharged.

Today at 21:45:13 - Wayne Rooney scored twice to ensure David Beckham's Old Trafford return was a losing one as Manchester United eased into the Champions League quarter-finals with a 4-0 victory over AC Milan.

Today at 21:30:00 - MANCHESTER United are in the quarter-finals of the Champions League after sweeping aside AC Milan 4-0 at Old Trafford.

Today at 20:05:13 - Talks aimed at averting strikes by British Airways cabin crew have ended for the day without agreement, dashing hopes of a breakthrough in a long running row over pay, jobs and working conditions.

Today at 19:05:15 - Union leaders have tabled a fresh offer aimed at averting strikes by British Airways cabin crew - believed to include possible savings of almost £63 million.

Today at 18:45:15 - Huddersfield scrum half Luke Robinson has signed a contract extension that will keep at the Galpharm Stadium until the end of the 2012 season.

Today at 20:05:13 - Talks aimed at averting strikes by British Airways cabin crew have ended for the day without agreement, dashing hopes of a breakthrough in a long running row over pay, jobs and working conditions.

Today at 19:05:15 - Union leaders have tabled a fresh offer aimed at averting strikes by British Airways cabin crew - believed to include possible savings of almost £63 million.

Today at 18:05:16 - Britain has joined the United States in condemning the announcement by Israel of a planned new settlement in disputed East Jerusalem.

Today at 18:05:15 - The jury in the trial of an elderly motorist who knocked down and killed his wife has been discharged.

Today at 17:05:17 - Paris gossips were trying to sort out fact from fiction as the blogosphere raised tantalising questions about the glamorous pop 'n' politics marriage of President Nicolas Sarkozy and Carla Bruni.

Today at 17:55:25 - The co-creator of Jerry Springer The Opera is to write a new opera based on the controversial life of American glamour model Anna Nicole Smith, who died in 2007 aged 39.

Today at 17:28:41 - As they prepare to celebrate the fifth birthday of hit London show Billy Elliot The Musical, the four boys who play the title character got a taste of what it is like to run the country when they were ...

Today at 16:42:06 - As Iain Glen returns to the London stage in Henrik Ibsens's Ghosts, he talks to Matthew Amer about taking the leap into directing and the effect of children on his choices.

Today at 11:26:11 - Con O'Neill, Zawe Ashton and Jaye Griffiths are to star in Headlong Theatre's new production of Oscar Wilde's Salome at Hampstead theatre from 22 June to 17 July (press night 24 June).

Today at 10:31:46 - After years of rumours and rewrites, and months of anticipation, Andrew Lloyd Webber's new tale about the Phantom has finally opened in the West End.

Today at 14:35:00 - BLUE comic Roy "Chubby" Brown hit a 21-year-old woman in the face during a foul-mouthed dispute in a supermarket car park, a court has heard.

Today at 14:29:00 - RECALLED Scotland star Nick De Luca has revealed his Calcutta Cup plan to "smash" England into submission

Today at 14:14:00 - HOLLYWOOD star Corey Haim has been found dead after an apparent overdose.

Today at 11:51:00 - CORONATION Street star Beverley Callard has revealed she has been receiving treatment for depression after a nervous breakdown.

Today at 09:32:00 - ELENA BALTACHA provided some much-needed good news for British tennis by qualifying for the main draw of the BNP Paribas Open in Indian Wells.

09/03/2010 at 05:00:00 - A THIRTY-two-year-old man has been arrested in Stirling today (Tuesday) in connection with an alleged theft of rings worth £5000 from a jewellery store in Inverness on March 2.

08/03/2010 at 05:00:00 - THE eleventh Dr Who is embarking on his maiden voyage and Inverness is on the list of places he will visit. The Highland capital is the hometown of Karen Gillan, the doctor's new companion. The whi ...

08/03/2010 at 05:00:00 - CALEY Thistle blew a two-goal lead against table toppers Dundee to draw 2-2 in Irn Bru Division One at the weekend.

08/03/2010 at 05:00:00 - AUSSIE dance act Pendulum return to RockNess to headline the Clash Arena on the festival's Friday night.

04/03/2010 at 05:00:00 - A 12-YEAR-old drunk, two men who had been assaulted in booze-fuelled bust-ups and a drug user who had overdosed... These were just some of the many patients who ended their Saturday night at Raigmor ...

04/03/2010 at 05:00:00 - BRORA Rangers entertain Highland League opponents Strathspey Thistle for the first time at Dudgeon Park tomorrow (Saturday) - kick-off 3pm.

04/03/2010 at 05:00:00 - PARENTS of pupils at Golspie and Rogart primaries are to be asked for their views on permanently linking the two schools under one head-teacher.

04/03/2010 at 05:00:00 - WHENEVER I decide to go for a walk, I'm conscious that it takes a while before I actually get out the door: especially at this time of year.

04/03/2010 at 05:00:00 - I INVENTED this at short notice after surveying the pathetic contents of fridge (out-of-date readymade puff pastry) and freezer (tomato sauce), and was very pleased with the result.

04/03/2010 at 05:00:00 - Sir - I was saddened to read Bridget Morrison's letter in last week's Northern Times about Rogart Primary School and that the reasons some parents are choosing to put their children elsewhere should ...

Today at 20:30:15 - Talks aimed at averting strikes by British Airways cabin crew have ended for the day without agreement, dashing hopes of a breakthrough in a long running row over pay, jobs and working conditions.

Today at 19:30:35 - Union leaders have tabled a fresh offer aimed at averting strikes by British Airways cabin crew - believed to include possible savings of almost £63 million.

Today at 18:50:29 - Nicole Scherzinger and Lewis Hamilton are back together, the racing driver has confirmed.

Today at 18:40:23 - Portsmouth have been forced to make 85 staff redundant as a result of ongoing cost-cutting measures under the administration of UHY Hacker Young.

Today at 18:30:27 - Britain has joined the United States in condemning the announcement by Israel of a planned new settlement in disputed East Jerusalem.

Today at 17:50:14 - Corey Haim has died aged 38 in Los Angeles.

Today at 18:54:50 - If you're a cop and you're going to rub your penis against a colleague's cruiser, it's probably not smart to blog about it.

09/03/2010 at 17:06:07 - Don't text while you drive. Don't shave while you drive. And definitely don't shave your privates while you drive.

09/03/2010 at 08:53:10 - The superintendent of a rural school district in Montana says he was showing students his black powder muzzleloader gun when he accidentally fired the weapon into a classroom wall during a history le ...

08/03/2010 at 20:07:10 - A woman in jail for public intoxication was accused of assaulting a Kentucky jailer by squirting breast milk at her.

08/03/2010 at 14:39:13 - A Michigan man has been arrested for allegedly performing circumcisions on men without a licence.

05/03/2010 at 20:18:22 - A Korean man has married his dakimaura, a.k.a. a body pillow with a Japanese anime girl drawn on it.