12/02/2010 at 10:10:32 - Will anyone be proposing this Valentine's Day?

05/02/2010 at 13:31:23 - Not just cats and pianos: New ways to watch TV online

27/01/2010 at 10:58:45 - Why is the REM song associated with suicide?

28/10/2009 at 12:32:36 - 7 questions on the sweary comic as it hits the big 3-0

Today at 13:21:02 - A state of emergency has been declared in the Spanish region of Catalonia after unusually heavy snow falls hit the region.

Today at 13:21:02 - Scientists are hopeful of finding out more about ancient birds and why they died out after extracting DNA from a huge fossilised elephant bird egg.

Today at 12:21:02 - A woman from Georgia is staking a claim to be the oldest person in the world.

Today at 12:21:02 - The Earth really did move during last month's massive Chile quake, which killed hundreds of people and left two million homeless.

09/03/2010 at 18:21:02 - A skydiver has survived plunging 3,000ft to the ground after a parachute jump went disastrously wrong.

09/03/2010 at 13:21:02 - Restorers in Italy have discovered long lost details in frescos by Giotto on the walls of the Peruzzi Chapel in Florence's Santa Croce church.

Today at 21:26:14 - A US woman learned that crime doesn't pay after she robbed 11 customers a California store at gunpoint - but only made off with $6 (£4).

Today at 17:52:40 - An investigation has begun into the mysterious and "highly unusual" deaths of scores of starlings which were found in the garden of a village house.

Today at 14:14:46 - A Georgian woman is claiming to be the oldest person in the world. Her birth documents show that she was born on July 8 1880 and will turn 130 this summer.

Today at 13:43:10 - An inventor has signed a multi million pound deal to produce the ultimate boy's toy: a jet pack that can travel at 60mph and stay up in the air for 30 miles.

Today at 13:21:49 - A homeowner has been ordered to 'soundproof' a private tennis court after neighbours complained that grunting players would disrupt their summer garden parties.

Today at 19:28:00 - COPENHAGEN (Reuters) - Danish food ingredients and enzymes maker Danisco said on Wednesday it would investigate whether snakes, spiders and carnivorous plants could provide new powerful enzymes to imp ...

Today at 14:17:57 - A wanted criminal evaded police by taking his car off-road, and through the back gardens of houses in a suburb of Kansas City, Missouri.

Today at 13:43:29 - A state of emergency has been declared in the Spanish region of Catalonia after unusually heavy snow falls hit the region.

Today at 12:48:21 - Wrestlers are testing their skills against a new jaw-dropping opponent to find out who's the real Big Daddy.

Today at 12:13:25 - A state of emergency has been declared in the Spanish region of Catalonia after unusually heavy snow falls hit the region.

24/02/2010 at 12:01:00 - A dog has become 'mum' to two tiger cubs after they were rejected at birth.

18/02/2010 at 00:01:00 - Tory bogeyman Michael Howard was involved in an alien mystery yesterday when files revealed there was a UFO over his house.

17/02/2010 at 12:00:00 - Cats, crocs and bears feature in this dangerous video round-up

08/02/2010 at 13:51:00 - Barack Obama has labelled the massive snowfall on America's east coast Snowmageddon - and this weather forecaster sounds like he believes it really is the end of the world.

26/01/2010 at 00:00:00 - A beekeeper passed out after being stung...and woke up in a pitch-black closed coffin.

Today at 22:21:02 - Deputies Say Nebraska Woman Had 14-year-old Son Drive Car Because She Was Too Drunk To Drive

Today at 22:21:02 - Crime Doesn't Pay Much: Police Say Robber Scored $6 From Holding Up 11 People At Calif. Market

Today at 22:21:02 - Oklahoma Electric Crews Say Pole Climbing Bobcat Caused Power Outage

Today at 22:21:02 - Midnight Knitter Spinning Nocturnal Yarn Over NJ Shore Town, Putting Sweaters In Trees

Today at 19:21:02 - A free-standing, model of the Venetian Casino in Macau, China broke the Guinness World Record using 218,792 playing cards. Bryan Berg broke his own Guinness World Record on for the largest house of f ...

Today at 15:21:02 - Woman Whose Chef Husband Turned Extra Lactation into Cheese Says It's Totally Safe

Today at 20:21:43 - BLAIR, Neb. (AP) -- A 37-year-old woman was accused of putting her 14-year-old behind the wheel because she was too drunk to drive. The woman was arrested Saturday after Washington County Sheriff' ...

Today at 20:18:23 - THERMAL, Calif. (AP) -- They say crime doesn't pay. For one robber in California, it did - but not much. Authorities in Riverside County say a woman with a gun robbed 11 customers at a market and ...

Today at 20:17:49 - WEST CAPE MAY, N.J. (AP) -- Someone is spinning quite a yarn over one New Jersey shore town. An unknown person dubbed The Midnight Knitter by West Cape May residents is covering tree branches and ...

Today at 01:35:26 - COEUR D'ALENE, Idaho (AP) -- Police in northern Idaho arrested a robber accused of demanding a controlled drug from a pharmacy, then throwing cash on the counter before fleeing. Kootenai County Sh ...

09/03/2010 at 21:39:38 - HARRODSBURG, Ky. (AP) -- A 32-year-old Kentucky woman who said she didn't know that she was pregnant delivered her newborn son on the floor of her laundry room by herself and even cut the umbilica ...

Today at 20:18:00 - Barack Obama's bruising enforcer Rahm Emanuel has been accused of berating a naked congresman in a Washington gym shower.

Today at 20:00:00 - A Belgian media group has published Europe's first 3D newspaper, complete with flip-out cardboard viewing glasses.

Today at 09:32:00 - Human remains have been discovered at a Hobart school.

Today at 04:20:00 - A man who held up 16,000 passengers by breaching airport security to kiss his girlfriend has avoided a jail sentence.

09/03/2010 at 11:46:00 - Germany's largest fishing vessel will leave the Netherlands this week, towed by a giant kite harnessing trade winds for South America that will help cut its fuel consumption by up to a third.

07/03/2010 at 21:00:00 - Switzerland has voted against assigning lawyers to defend animals in court cases.

Today at 20:00:38 - funny graphs and charts - INVISIBLE GRAPH

Today at 17:00:51 - funny graphs and charts - Money Through Time

09/03/2010 at 20:00:01 - funny graphs and charts - Use of to go boxes

09/03/2010 at 17:00:18 - funny graphs and charts - Toyota sudden acceleration incidents

09/03/2010 at 14:00:23 - funny graphs and charts - Chance of Ideas vs. Where They Happen

08/03/2010 at 20:00:15 - funny graphs and charts - Dangers of wearing red vs where you are.

08/03/2010 at 17:00:35 - funny graphs and charts - Things That Came Out of Pandora's Box

08/03/2010 at 14:00:56 - funny graphs and charts - Percentage distribution of times when I think about coffee filters

07/03/2010 at 14:00:36 - funny graphs and charts - Oranges

Today at 19:51:00 - People who hate teenagers might consider them a dream come true - buzzers that adults cannot hear yet  disperse loitering youngsters from public places faster than a cop in a squad car.

Today at 12:50:17 - Fuelled by leftover chocolate and with components made from carrots, potato starch and flax, the world's first sustainable Formula 3 racing car has a top speed of 135 miles per hour and can go from ...

Today at 12:50:00 - Fuelled by leftover chocolate and with components made from carrots, potato starch and flax, the world's first sustainable Formula 3 racing car has a top speed of 135 miles per hour and can go from ze ...

Today at 12:27:10 - It was only a matter of time before the laws of nature caught up with a Christchurch prisoner.

09/03/2010 at 23:19:00 - A 32-year-old Kentucky woman who said she didn't know that she was pregnant delivered her newborn son on the floor of her laundry room by herself and even cut the umbilical cord.

Today at 19:34:52 - SYDNEY (Reuters Life!) - An elephant gave birth to a calf at Sydney's main zoo on Wednesday, surprising vets and keepers who two days earlier declared the baby had died in the womb.

Today at 19:32:12 - VANCOUVER (Reuters) - Canada's largest airline has learned it sometimes has to take a back seat to the country's biggest sporting passion, ice hockey, the head of Air Canada said on Tuesday.

Today at 19:31:43 - WELLINGTON (Reuters Life!) - A New Zealand woman sold two vials that she said contained the ghosts of an old man and a young girl for almost NZ$2,000 ($1,410) after a fiercely contested online auction ...

Today at 14:09:19 - NICOSIA (Reuters) - A court in Cyprus remanded two men in custody Wednesday on suspicion of snatching the corpse of former Cyprus President Tassos Papadopoulos, holding it for ransom for three months ...

09/03/2010 at 17:54:27 - BOSTON (Reuters Life!) - Fueled by leftover chocolate and with components made from carrots, potato starch and flax, the world's first sustainable Formula 3 racing car has a top speed of 135 miles per ...

Today at 19:34:00 - Reuters - SYDNEY (Reuters Life!) - An elephant gave birth to a calf at Sydney's main zoo on Wednesday, surprising vets and keepers who two days earlier declared the baby had died in the womb.

Today at 19:31:00 - Reuters - WELLINGTON (Reuters Life!) - A New Zealand woman sold two vials that she said contained the ghosts of an old man and a young girl for almost NZ$2,000 ($1,410) after a fiercely contested onli ...

Today at 19:20:00 - Reuters - OTTAWA (Reuters) - Canadian parliamentarians tucked into a meal of seal meat on Wednesday to defy both animal right activists and the European Union, which has banned imports of seal product ...

Today at 17:06:00 - The Canadian Press - THERMAL, Calif. - They say crime doesn't pay. For one robber in California, it did - but not much.

Today at 14:09:00 - Reuters - NICOSIA (Reuters) - A court in Cyprus remanded two men in custody Wednesday on suspicion of snatching the corpse of former Cyprus President Tassos Papadopoulos, holding it for ransom for thr ...

Today at 18:57:00 - Parents had told investigators their children often seemed groggy after leaving the day care. The charges are the most serious that can be applied, Deters said.

09/03/2010 at 20:17:00 - Daniel Angerer co-owns Klee Brasserie with his wife Lori Mason. A photo on his blog features the cheese encrusted with maple caramelized pumpkin and Concord grapes.

09/03/2010 at 14:30:00 - The lawsuit says she eventually regained possession of the bird, named Luke, after repeated phone calls to the bank.

08/03/2010 at 21:01:00 - Old Baldy was considered a Union hero after surviving the battles of Antietam and Gettysburg, and soldiering on after being shot in battle many times.

08/03/2010 at 14:44:00 - Court papers say that on Jan. 19, the girl went to use her bathroom but saw the man in there.

Today at 18:54:50 - If you're a cop and you're going to rub your penis against a colleague's cruiser, it's probably not smart to blog about it.

09/03/2010 at 17:06:07 - Don't text while you drive. Don't shave while you drive. And definitely don't shave your privates while you drive.

09/03/2010 at 08:53:10 - The superintendent of a rural school district in Montana says he was showing students his black powder muzzleloader gun when he accidentally fired the weapon into a classroom wall during a history le ...

08/03/2010 at 20:07:10 - A woman in jail for public intoxication was accused of assaulting a Kentucky jailer by squirting breast milk at her.

08/03/2010 at 14:39:13 - A Michigan man has been arrested for allegedly performing circumcisions on men without a licence.

05/03/2010 at 20:18:22 - A Korean man has married his dakimaura, a.k.a. a body pillow with a Japanese anime girl drawn on it.

Today at 17:29:41 - One can only wonder how cats feel when their owners (if that could ever be anyway) dress them up in kimonos, Napoleon hats, tiaras and black lace!  Those costumes created and sold by Tokyo's Takako Iw ...

Today at 15:01:07 - Corporate entities like McDonald's and Walmart aren't concerned with uniforms because they're a dime a dozen. Japan Airlines (JAL) wishes it could be so fortunate. They're currently dealing with a hum ...

09/03/2010 at 17:15:34 - Weddings are an occasion never to be forgotten, especially when the bride and groom both come from noble origins. Consider, for instance, the New Delhi wedding of Indian parliament member Kadir Rana' ...

09/03/2010 at 14:41:19 - Loud, obnoxious, and naughty children are the bane of many parents' existence. Thankfully for the parents in Japan's Oga Peninsula, Akita Prefecture in northern Honshu, Japan, there is a solution: the ...

08/03/2010 at 19:52:24 - With legs long enough to straddle a Buick, this sea monster plucked from the depths of the Pacific Ocean, measures a staggering ten feet from claw to claw. It currently resides in Britain at the Natio ...

Today at 16:24:52 - Lady Antebellum return to #1 on the Billboard 200 Albums chart this week with their album "Need You Now," after relinquishing the spot for three weeks while Sade took #1 with their latest "Soldier of ...

Today at 15:14:34 - Microsoft announced Tuesday that a flaw in two versions of its web browser has allowed hackers to take over computers. The vulnerability was discovered two months after a similar weakness was found in ...

Today at 15:08:38 - The Labor Department reported Wednesday that unemployment rose in 30 states during January, with the western region of the U.S. suffering most. - (AHN)

Today at 14:12:26 - Hearings have begun on the tanker collision in Texas early this year that resulted in more than 400,000 gallons of oil spilling into the Sabine-Neches waterway. - (AHN)

Today at 14:01:23 - BET's annual fashion special "Rip the Runway" will be making a flashy return to the network on March 15. The network will once again combine fashion and music, while returning with a new group of desi ...

Today at 11:17:42 - Burmese python on the loose on council estate, dead starlings fall out of sky, and road sign warns motorists to beware drunk pedestrians

09/03/2010 at 11:53:19 - German ailments blamed on the weather, the stolen corpse of an ex-president, and Japan's phantom kangaroos

08/03/2010 at 17:21:05 - Nazis tried to infiltrate Boy Scouts, Virgin Mary icon weeps oil, plus "chupacabra" captured alive

05/03/2010 at 12:03:28 - Organic molecules found in Orion Nebula, pigeons better at probability estimates than humans, plus exploding toilet injures policeman

04/03/2010 at 13:28:53 - Scientists say Chile quake didn't shift Earth on its axis, exorcist arrested for attacking trees, plus bottled ghosts for sale

Today at 08:58:53 - Wednesday, March 10, 2010 Greetings fellow Bizarros: I just read an absurd article which suggested that an 18 percent tax on pizza and soda can push down U.S. adults' calorie intake enough to lower th ...

06/03/2010 at 08:53:17 - Saturday, March 6, 2010 Greetings fellow Bizarros: Here is something to think about. I recently read about a guy named Lindsey Williams who wrote a book called ‘The Energy Non-Crisis' in which h ...

03/03/2010 at 09:01:01 - Wednesday, March 3, 2010 Greetings fellow Bizarros: Of all the things you could possibly want at your wedding when money is no object; a 24 piece orchestra, a champagne fountain at every table, a life ...

27/02/2010 at 09:01:16 - Saturday, February 27, 2010 Greetings fellow Bizarros: There can be only one…crazy mother running up and down the halls of an elementary school swinging a sword. At least in Tennessee. Other sta ...

24/02/2010 at 08:56:16 - Wednesday, February 24, 2010 Greetings fellow Bizarros: Here is why it is important to be very careful about who you leave your kids with. Unless, of course, you're look- ing to have them sold, and ev ...

09/03/2010 at 22:35:15 - At least one channel thought to have been carved by water was actually built by lava flows, according to a new study of Martian surface features.

09/03/2010 at 22:33:30 - For 4,500 years in what is now Mexico, decomposing bodies were pulled apart and reburied, according to what may be the first evidence for ritual "double burials."

09/03/2010 at 22:23:21 - It turns out evidence for water on the moon was right under our noses all along, according to new studies of rocks retrieved by Apollo astronauts.

09/03/2010 at 20:40:24 - See exclusive views of tsunami-tossed boats, a collapsed bridge, and a crumbled cliff-scenes of the devastating toll of the February 27 Chile earthquake.

08/03/2010 at 19:31:54 - With its 2010 Oscar win for best documentary, the movie The Cove has reignited debate over annual dolphin hunts in Taiji, Japan.

09/03/2010 at 11:58:51 - A CHEF at a trendy New York bistro is letting diners munch on fig and paprika cheese made from his wife's breast milk.

08/03/2010 at 20:54:12 - A WOMAN crashed her car after giving her ex-hubby the wheel as she shaved her private parts.

08/03/2010 at 01:10:42 - A WOMAN phones police about "suspicious noises" in her flat, but is quite embarrassed when officers find the source.

07/03/2010 at 07:11:40 - AS the snow finally melts in the US capital, the cleared streets are revealing a nasty minefield.

05/03/2010 at 21:34:15 - A YOUTH'S been arrested for listening in his car to what police deem offensive rap music.

03/03/2010 at 22:35:11 - POLICE hold three men who vandalised 100 homes in an attempt to get on news bulletins.

03/03/2010 at 17:23:01 - MARIA Alaimo wanted a breast augmentation, not a breast duplication.

09/03/2010 at 04:01:00 - A boy faces court accused of taking his mother's car on a 80-kilometre joy ride, then crashing.

09/03/2010 at 04:00:00 - A giant "Wellywood" sign is on the cards for New Zealand's capital.

08/03/2010 at 21:05:00 - Police urged people to log on to YouTube to help them catch a driver who did a burn-out in Adelaide.

08/03/2010 at 14:09:00 - It may seem odd, but the locals swear it is true. People in a Japanese mountain region have reported a number of kangaroo sightings, and journalists are now trying to stalk the marsupials.

03/03/2010 at 20:00:00 - A cash-strapped village in eastern Germany has put its many potholes up for sale in a novel effort to finance the repair of its crumbling roads, the mayor said.

02/03/2010 at 14:06:00 - German police have detained a nightclub reveller they caught trying to snort amphetamines off the top of their unmarked patrol car.

07/03/2010 at 00:21:02 - Straight lines may do the trick on level ground, but zigzags work best on a slope.

07/03/2010 at 00:21:02 - Not everything about these magical stories are limited to the imagination.

07/03/2010 at 00:21:02 - Scientists have caught rat whisker signals on video.

07/03/2010 at 00:21:02 - Freezing point of water changes with an electric charge.

04/03/2010 at 00:21:02 - Humans lie, cheat and steal, gossip, bully and kill. Why we do these and other destructive things.

04/03/2010 at 00:21:02 - Vampires are very popular in books and movies, but are they real?

04/03/2010 at 00:21:02 - Random clean jokes daily... laugh

04/03/2010 at 00:21:02 - After he finished his lobster dinner, an upstate New York man apparently was still hungry for seafood so he swapped the lobster shell for crab legs - and now he faces a petit larceny charge.

04/03/2010 at 00:21:02 - You will laugh at this one!

04/03/2010 at 00:21:02 - AskMen.com's top 99 most desirable women is in!

04/03/2010 at 00:21:02 - Authorities say a central Florida 19-year-old threw a taco at his mother for unplugging his video game system.

04/03/2010 at 00:21:02 - A man in New York state is facing charges after throwing a cat at his wife during an argument.

04/03/2010 at 00:21:02 - A B.C. man probably wishes he had given his 11-month-old son a set of keys to play with instead of a phone, after the infant accidentally dialed 9-1-1 and brought police to dad's marijuana grow operat ...

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19/12/2009 at 17:10:36 - Forget the plastic icicles, brightly colored balls and tinsel.

14/12/2009 at 03:05:59 - Australian and Chinese officials urged two bamboo-munching giant pandas, Wang Wang and Funi, on Sunday to consider reproducing during their 10-year residency Down Under.

07/12/2009 at 23:59:04 - A Texas homeowner who adorned his front lawn with Michelangelo's "David" as a scantily clad Santa got more than just jolly laughs from his neighbors. Barry McBee said he was aiming to make people chuc ...

03/12/2009 at 20:47:43 - Officials evacuate a Georgia mall after a man dressed in an elf suit tells a mall Santa that he's carrying dynamite, according to authorities. No explosives are found, but 45-year-old William C. Caldw ...

02/12/2009 at 14:35:14 - Court officials say a Birmingham woman who changed her name to Jesus Christ didn't live up to it when she reported for jury duty this week. The woman, previously named Dorothy Lola Killingworth, was s ...